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Original Nothing Starter Kit (with Instruction Manual)

As the original purveyors of nothing, this is the ultimate product we began selling way back in 1996. More relevant that ever before, nothing is new and improved! Innovating in the market with such a revolutionary solution to all of your problems, nothing is backed by a multiple lifetime guarantee! So you know there is nothing to lose!

Our original starter kit of nothing includes nothing, the Nothing Instruction Manual (which revolutionized the industry), a various assortment of microscopic particles, and included at no extra charge: a bonus shipping envelope! That’s right– this shipping envelope is yours to keep! It makes a handy storage container for nothing, and if opened carefully, it can be opened and closed again and again for a lifetime of enveloping pleasure. Our gift to you, when you order a Starter Kit of Nothing.